Once upon a time not so long ago it was a normal day in 1Derland for Directioners
Until this villain named Plastic Bieber came into the scene
She started saying the most horrendous things about the world’s king, the most beautiful boyband ever named One Direction
Which at first made Directioners confused
But later, anger and hatred built up in Directioners’ hearts.
But also made others, sad and suicidal
She even got Prince Jusitn Bieber’s attention
Which made the plastic devil believe she was winning
The peasants directioners needed a wise knight, a hero
And when the plastic said she was so ‘Sassy’, it came to the attention of a brave knight
That’s when one of 1derland’s kings became a knight and called himself “The Sassmaster from Doncaster”
He fought for his peasants
And kicked PlasticBieber from 1Derland forever.
And the entire world is in gratitude with King Tommo “The Sassmaster From Doncaster”
So remember don’t mess with King Tommo, if you know what’s good for you.